Sugar and Shit

I'm Sarah. I post artsy bdsm stuff (sometimes with a splash of not so artsy stuff), random writings about bdsm and whatever is pissing me off at the moment, and lots of other horrible blasphemous things. I like classic horror movies and REALLY shitty horror movies. I also like make up and hair in that order, making fun of politics, sparkly things, and my dog. That's pretty much it.
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July

I dunno if I can handle this Tumblr… 22 new pages after I checked yesterday… My reluctance to fall back into your sweet viral arms is growing…

I am still liking this though.

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July

ladysatan:

Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)

Ingredients:
Squirtle-
1/3 shot spiced rum
1/3 shot coconut rum
1/3 shot blue curacao

Wartortle-
1/2 shot spiced rum
1/2 shot coconut rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage

Blastoise-
1 Squirtle
1 Wartortle
1 shot light rum
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage

Directions: For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass. For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage. For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.

Coming soon: Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard cocktails (Yes, soon!)

Welp, going to confirm the ABC’s staff’s wonderment of whether I’m an alcoholic or not.

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July

Hello Again.

I missed Tumblr.

Quick catch up:

I got my cosmetology license and am currently trying to figure out what I want to do next. Hopefully find work my way into the aesthetics field so I can start working with SFX.
I’m working as an office assistant doing boring office shit all day.
I’m still living with my boyfriend Chris. He’s still hilarious.
I still love whips and chains and the like.
I still live in Florida and have absolutely nothing to fucking do all the time. Florida mainly consists of a bunch of snobby fucking hipsters and stoned out druggies who are dead on the inside. Well, pretty much everyone in Florida is dead inside. It’s hard to have a soul when it’s so fucking hot out.

Other than that, there’s nothing to report. I don’t plan on being on here as much as I was before, but I will try to check in at least once a day. Not that anyone cares. But I have MANY other things aside from the internet to do to distract from doing actual important things with my life.

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July

Come back, bubbletrumps! We miss you here at Tumblr. — hailsatin-deactivated20110719-d

Howdeedoo there! I finally have a semi-functioning computer. No sound though. :/

I also have a job now. So that’s gonna cut into my important Tumblr time. I missed you the most. ^_____________^

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October

I'll try not to be, I don't suppose I'm shy by nature :) — beneath-the-ashes

Well good! I like your blog btw. I have a feeling that if I met you in real life you would be one of my favorite people.

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